durnesque-esque:

alltheworldsbackstage:

My Costumer taught me his bitter song, and it is guaranteed to make you feel better, especially if sang with a group of people joining in. So I thought I’d share it for any of you who might need it

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and sadistic and about to go balistic

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

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godsmangina:

Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

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theblackgreywarden:

rude—drum:

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

Literally all the internet talks about is Shrek

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Australian: making my way down town
Australian: walking fast
Magpie: aggressive bird noises
Australian: walking faster

geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened. 

(via incrediblyunoriginal)


500-days-of-autumn:

girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

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Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…
JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via becomingroux)

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